PRIVATE INVESTIGATORS

CONSUMER TIPS

QUALIFYING AND ASSIGNING

5 pages, latest update 12/98

FICTION & MISCONCEPTIONS V REALITY


If I, the writer, wanted to provide a memorable and amusing event for the police officers working at the local precinct, I could stop by the station, apply for a lieutenant's position and claim my 33 years of private investigative experience obviously qualified me for the job.  When the laughter finally abated, there might be a question as to whether I should be referred to a service providing psychological assistance.

On the other hand, if I were to apply for an entrance level position and go through the standard police training, there would likely be many times that my private sector experience would give me an advantage over other officers.

This, of course, is a two way street.  Police work and private investigation work has little in common.  In many parts of the world, today, police officers' primary function is raising revenue by issuing traffic citations.  In some cases, due to multilevel funding situations, an officer close by a crime in progress may be prohibited from responding, since this could eliminate a portion of the day's federal funding specified for road patrol.  In other cases, officers become exceptionally competent in emergency response situations, but seldom, if ever, conduct investigations, per se.

The fictional P.I.s from Lew Archer to Amos Walker and Spenser, are usually all former police officers, who went into "private practice" and somehow automatically just knew what to do.  Lew Archer was known for taking many weeks to locate a person and continuing his efforts on his own time after being "fired" from the case.  Amos Walker, used to flash a police badge and perhaps break into a house now and then, but has become more ethical in recent years.  Spenser  (often working on a gratis basis with a criminal partner) generally beats up a few suspects along the way and in one case took his girlfriend along as a date on a bodyguard job.  These books provide great escapist entertainment and while most people accept these stories as fantasies, many have illogically bought into the myth that former police officers automatically have the expertise to become a competent private investigator.  They don't.

There are, however, many excellent private investigators who came from the public sector.  Many of them specialize in fields they learned as police officers.  For instance, officers handling arson, white collar crime, accident reconstruction or personal protection have been able to continue their activities in the private sector with much success.  Other former officers have recognized the differences between the private and public sector and made the effort to learn the private investigation business.  They have frequently found the experience and intuition obtained while working as police officers enhances their capabilities.

Others, however, do not make a successful transition.  These folks often rely on their ability to get information from old friends still on the force, a sales tool that impresses some naive prospects, but is seldom of any value in the real world.  One successful East Coast private investigator who is, himself, a retired police officer is, in my opinion, irrationally prejudiced against any former police officer who applies at his agency.  He bases this prejudice on his past private sector experiences with this category of employees.